Narrator: In the not too distant future.
*Shot of city in ruins*
Narrator: Internet trolling is the basis of the global economy.
Narrator: And every move...
*Shot of people dying*
Narrator: and every thought
*More people dying*
Narrator: can be controlled.
Narrator: Except for one autistic virgin
*Zoom in of someone's torso slowly moving upwards*
Narrator: who will save us all
*shot of Chris' head*
*Scene with Chris and Sonichu talking in a plane*
Sonichu: Father, you've got to stop Anonymous' insurrection.
*Shot of Ocelot laughing while soldiers die in the battlefield*
Sonichu: He's planning to take over the internet and give us pickles.
*Explosions*
Raging Raven: SHOW ME YOUR VIRGIN RAGE
Chris: I'm straight!
*Scene of Chris walking then falling and coughing*
Chris: I need China.
Narrator: This summer
*Shot of Ocelot laughing and running towards the docks while Chris stumbles around and chases after him*
Chris: LIQUID
*Shot of Ocelot*
Narrator: Evil is powerful.
Ocelot/Anon: DIE CHRIS
*Chris puking and falling on the floor*
Narrator: But autism is solid.
*Gunfights*
*Scene with Chris and Anon fighting*
Narrator: Autistic Virgin 4: Guns of Anon

*fade to black*

Sonichu: Father where are you going? Autism has been disproven.
Chris: I don't know... all I know is... what little time I have left will be spent living as a virgin with rage. An autistic of the inside... of the old age.

*Scene with Chris at the graveyeard smoking a dildo*
Chris: This is good... isn't it?