Proof That Male Is THE Superior Sex

iwantrevenge · 01-24-2005, 11:52 PM

Before I begin, I want to say that I'm not trying to spread sexist propaganda, I'm just observing the facts. Okay, now that this is clear, I'll begin:

Females have vaginas. Males have penises. Now let's see what can be made out of that.

If you put two females in an empty room, they can't **** each other because they don't have anything to **** (i.e. penetrate) each other with.

If you put two males in an empty room, they can **** each other because they have a penis to **** each other with.

I know that the second example was an unpleasant one for probably most of you (including me), but it proves my point.

Even in lesbian porn, the females use a dildo (which is a fake penis) to satisfy each other, which also proves my point.

From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex.

Therefore, males ARE superior to women.

Anyone agree or disagree? Why?

Maximize · 01-25-2005, 12:15 AM

Son, I told you to stay out of the sex section,

Now go clean your room

freshandclean · 01-25-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximize

Son, I told you to stay out of the sex section,

Now go clean your room

lol
owned.

Ian · 01-25-2005, 12:37 AM

There is also the theory that all women are lesbians and everyone is trying to get back home to the pu ssy...

I don't know I heard that in some movie???

iwantrevenge · 01-25-2005, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by freshandclean

lol
owned.

LOL. Idiot.

iwantrevenge · 01-25-2005, 01:21 AM

Don't know what movie you saw, Ian, but what I think I was right since no one disproved my theory.

Kaos503 · 01-25-2005, 01:33 AM

Their nipples are more fun than ours

Ruthless4Life · 01-25-2005, 02:11 AM

Men are machines. Women are an art form. They are two different things.

Ian · 01-25-2005, 02:12 AM

Troll?? Me?? No

I believe I'm just making fun of your theory Bubba Ray

iwantrevenge · 01-25-2005, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ian

Troll?? Me?? No

I believe I'm just making fun of your theory Bubba Ray

Not really. You believe wrong.

Ian · 01-25-2005, 02:21 AM

So how meany chicks have you banged with that theory...Or should I ask how meany men have you boned with that theory, Bubba Ray?

EDIT: Wait, I don't want to know

Jon341427 · 01-25-2005, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantrevenge

Before I begin, I want to say that I'm not trying to spread sexist propaganda, I'm just observing the facts. Okay, now that this is clear, I'll begin:

Females have vaginas. Males have penises. Now let's see what can be made out of that.

If you put two females in an empty room, they can't **** each other because they don't have anything to **** (i.e. penetrate) each other with.

If you put two males in an empty room, they can **** each other because they have a penis to **** each other with.

I know that the second example was an unpleasant one for probably most of you (including me), but it proves my point.

Even in lesbian porn, the females use a dildo (which is a fake penis) to satisfy each other, which also proves my point.

From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex.

Therefore, males ARE superior to women.

Anyone agree or disagree? Why?

guys orgasm = 10 seconds (if your good) and a damn that felt aight
girls orgasm = OH OH OH OH OH OH OH then spasm some then sometimes even being too tired to really move.

yeah i think girls win.

ps if i was a girl everybody would think i was born with my hand stuck in my vagina.

iwantrevenge · 01-25-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ian

So how meany chicks have you banged with that theory...Or should I ask how meany men have you boned with that theory, Bubba Ray?

EDIT: Wait, I don't want to know

You're as dumb as a box of rocks. This is not a "how many chicks have you banged" thread. I'll refrain from replying to you anymore. Reported.

Ian · 01-25-2005, 02:51 AM

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/fat.wav

rungrl · 01-25-2005, 09:21 AM

So you're basically saying that men are superior because if put in a room they have the tool to F*** each other.

On the other hand, females have many sexual advantages over men:
Women can be sexually aroused without anyone knowing.
Women have a much better shot at getting laid.
Women's orgasms not only last longer, but unlike most men, do not need to recover after an orgasm, they can have multiple.
Women can receive anal, vaginal, and oral sex at the same time, not possible for men.

Chewbacca · 01-25-2005, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rungrl

So you're basically saying that men are superior because if put in a room they have the tool to F*** each other.

On the other hand, females have many sexual advantages over men:
Women can be sexually aroused without anyone knowing.
Women have a much better shot at getting laid.
Women's orgasms not only last longer, but unlike most men, do not need to recover after an orgasm, they can have multiple.
Women can receive anal, vaginal, and oral sex at the same time, not possible for men.

Not to mention... Anything that bleeds for a whole week out of every month and does not die has gotta get some respect.

Imbrication · 01-25-2005, 09:39 AM

So your definition of sex is limited to penetration? That sounds pretty boring. I would think that since it is called oral sex that would qualify as sex. Bill Clinton, is that you? Not all lesbians use strap ons, if fact many don't (outside of porn, which is not real life). And yet they still **** each other. Personally, I would think the sex that perpetuates the species and can have multiple orgasms has a leg up on the competition.

erase_ · 01-25-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Not to mention... Anything that bleeds for a whole week out of every month and does not die has gotta get some respect.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHHA

+REP FOR YOU BRO

Issobolic28 · 01-25-2005, 09:45 AM

Women can fake orgasms
Women can say "Wanna have sex?" without fear of sexual harrasment

erase_ · 01-25-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Issobolic28

Women can fake orgasms
Women can say "Wanna have sex?" without fear of sexual harrasment

Yes
Faking an orgasm < Having an orgasm

Newtime · 01-25-2005, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantrevenge

**** off and grow up. Unless you can present facts to disprove what I have said in my initial post, you should shut the ****
.

agreed.

Newtime · 01-25-2005, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian

So how meany chicks have you banged with that theory...Or should I ask how meany men have you boned with that theory, Bubba Ray?

EDIT: Wait, I don't want to know

Ian...please learn to spell

fauche65 · 01-25-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Maximize

Son, I told you to stay out of the sex section,

Now go clean your room

LMFAO

fauche65 · 01-25-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rungrl

Women can receive anal, vaginal, and oral sex at the same time, not possible for men.

Something you want to tell us rungrl?

ToBeOrNotToBe · 01-25-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fauche65

Something you want to tell us rungrl?

LOL

SniperChick · 01-25-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantrevenge

From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex.

Therefore, males ARE superior to women.

Anyone agree or disagree? Why?

what?? males are only mentally EQUAL?? what the hell are you talking about!

This thread -clearly- proves your obvious superior mental capacity!

A_C · 01-25-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SniperChick

what?? males are only mentally EQUAL?? what the hell are you talking about!

This thread -clearly- proves your obvious superior mental capacity!

Shush women...

Anyways, uhh thread creator i dont think most people really are bothered with your opinions...Hell i agree that men are superior, but im not gonna get into detail, as it would cause females members to yap on and on..And cause She-Males to also yap on...Also them feminist "people"...Yeh...

So in conclusion, no point argueing over this...Just gonna be endless

SniperChick · 01-25-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by A_C

Shush women...

Anyways, uhh thread creator i dont think most people really are bothered with your opinions...Hell i agree that men are superior, but im not gonna get into detail, as it would cause females members to yap on and on..And cause She-Males to also yap on...Also them feminist "people"...Yeh...

So in conclusion, no point argueing over this...Just gonna be endless

hey I hope you're not being serious with that last little catty comment..

Ill let it pass because honestly I was joking, my comment said nothing over female/male superiority, I just think this guys so called 'thesis' is a little drawn out.

That being said Ill agree with your point. We might wanna lock this..

computergeek44 · 01-25-2005, 01:46 PM

Women get multiple orgasms and a less chance of displaying genetic problems on the X chromosome... men get a much higher amount of testosterone. I'll take the testosterone.

Ian · 01-25-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldtime

Ian...please learn to spell

Ya I know...It was 3 in the morning for me when I was typing those posts. Sorry

EDIT: I think that's how you spell morning...Or is it mourning?

01-24-2005, 11:52 PM	#1
iwantrevenge Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Age: 18 Posts: 46 Rep Power: 0	Proof That Male Is THE Superior Sex Before I begin, I want to say that I'm not trying to spread sexist propaganda, I'm just observing the facts. Okay, now that this is clear, I'll begin: Females have vaginas. Males have penises. Now let's see what can be made out of that. If you put two females in an empty room, they can't ** each other because they don't have anything to (i.e. penetrate) each other with. If you put two males in an empty room, they can each other because they have a penis to ** each other with. I know that the second example was an unpleasant one for probably most of you (including me), but it proves my point. Even in lesbian porn, the females use a dildo (which is a fake penis) to satisfy each other, which also proves my point. From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex. Therefore, males ARE superior to women. Anyone agree or disagree? Why? Last edited by iwantrevenge : 01-24-2005 at 11:56 PM.

01-25-2005, 12:15 AM	#2
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01-25-2005, 12:37 AM	#4
Ian Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 171 Rep Power: 5	There is also the theory that all women are lesbians and everyone is trying to get back home to the pu ssy... I don't know I heard that in some movie???

01-25-2005, 01:21 AM	#6
iwantrevenge Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Age: 18 Posts: 46 Rep Power: 0	Don't know what movie you saw, Ian, but what I think I was right since no one disproved my theory.

01-25-2005, 02:12 AM	#9
Ian Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 171 Rep Power: 5	Troll?? Me?? No I believe I'm just making fun of your theory Bubba Ray

01-25-2005, 02:21 AM	#11
Ian Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 171 Rep Power: 5	So how meany chicks have you banged with that theory...Or should I ask how meany men have you boned with that theory, Bubba Ray? EDIT: Wait, I don't want to know

01-25-2005, 02:51 AM	#14
Ian Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 171 Rep Power: 5	http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/fat.wav

01-25-2005, 09:21 AM	#15
rungrl Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 901 Rep Power: 277	So you're basically saying that men are superior because if put in a room they have the tool to F*** each other. On the other hand, females have many sexual advantages over men: Women can be sexually aroused without anyone knowing. Women have a much better shot at getting laid. Women's orgasms not only last longer, but unlike most men, do not need to recover after an orgasm, they can have multiple. Women can receive anal, vaginal, and oral sex at the same time, not possible for men.

01-25-2005, 09:39 AM	#17
Imbrication Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New York Age: 30 Posts: 391 Rep Power: 11	So your definition of sex is limited to penetration? That sounds pretty boring. I would think that since it is called oral sex that would qualify as sex. Bill Clinton, is that you? Not all lesbians use strap ons, if fact many don't (outside of porn, which is not real life). And yet they still **** each other. Personally, I would think the sex that perpetuates the species and can have multiple orgasms has a leg up on the competition.

01-25-2005, 09:45 AM	#19
Issobolic28 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ottawa, Canada Age: 32 Stats: 5'5", 162 lbs Posts: 2,373 BodyBlog Entries: 0 BodyPoints: 17694 Rep Power: 116	Women can fake orgasms Women can say "Wanna have sex?" without fear of sexual harrasment

01-25-2005, 01:46 PM	#29
computergeek44 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0	Women get multiple orgasms and a less chance of displaying genetic problems on the X chromosome... men get a much higher amount of testosterone. I'll take the testosterone.