ell Doog made his own. So welcome to my FAQ.

[b][Size= 5]Level 1: Orphanage.[/SIZE][/b]

Q: [b]The requeriment to get the Tarot Card for this level is impossible![/b]
A: Nope it isn't. I used:
Silver Cards:
Mercy. 
Golden Cards:
Rage
Iron Will
Dexterity

And I activated them the first time in the pinocchios room and then in the "mini-battle" against the fat chef guy.
Worked great.

Q: [b]Where can I find some gold in this level?[/b]
A: See the pink piggy toys? Destroy them, they have tons of money in them.

Q: [b]The frozen meat(kids in a bag) are horribly hard to kill and always damage me! Grrrr[/b]
A: Don't get mad, the stakegun works wonders against them so does the grenade function of the weapon fire one at a group of them and watch them be blown up.

Q: [b]How do I defeat the fat chef?[/b]
A: Run from him and kill the kids that try to attack you. After killing every kid the Chef will be vulerable and you'll be able to kick him in the balls errr kill him.

Q: [b]How in the name of god do I defeat the nun?[/b]
A: Easy, see the flamethrower in the center of the room? Get it and use the secondary funtion to burn the darn nun to death.

Q: [b]Why the hell does Daniel have his shotgun in the cutscene and when the level starts he just has the painkiller?[/b]
A: Daniel must have gotten drunk and something happned involving underage kids a shotgun and animals and...
nevermind.

[b][Size=5]Level 2: Loony Park[/Size][/b]

Q: [b]The tarot card in this level is impossible to get[/b]
A: You tell me! I still haven't get it yet, but try this card combination in the roller coaster part:
Silver: 
Mercy.
Gold:
Iron Will.
Double time bonus.

Q: [b]I always fall into the spikes at the beginning![/b]
A: Bunnyhop while on the stairs it's a REALLY simple jump. Walk toward the stairs start to bunnyhop and you should make it.

Q: [b]Anything more I need to know?[/b]
A: Yes, after you kill all of the enemies and have to go to the roller coaster section this is your last chance to get all of the level's secrets, etc. You can also can go to the ticket boots to open some new sections.

Q: [b]The roller coaster ride is damn hard![/b]
A: Yes it can be if you're playing in a high difficulty level. Just use the shotgun and it's secondary function. And [b]DON'T[/b] use the flamethrower's secondary function, just don't it will damage you.

Q: [b]THIS LEVEL ROX0RZ MY PANTSX0RZ![/b]
A: Yes it does.

[size= 5][b]Level 3: Lab[/Size][/b]

Q: [b]Can you kinda explain me the requeriment for this card?[/b]
A: Sure. You must [B]ONLY USE[/b] the bolt gun, you can use it's secondary function too. But you can only use that gun. Use any other one and it's mission failed.

Q: [b]When will those guys with helmets stop apperaing from the teleporter! It's too hard![/b]
A: It's a hard section in the high difficulty levels. If you're going for the card use the boltgun and when you see groups of enemies use it's secondary function and pwn them. 
If you aren't going for the tarot card just use the stake gun grenades, shotgun, and the secondary function of the flamethrower.

Q: [b]I killed them! Now what?[/b]
A: After the battle you'll see that a box was set on fire.
Fire at it. It will blow up revealing a pad. Use the pad to go to the higher levels of the lab.

Q: [b]I'm in the last jump pad. But I can't reach the top![/b]
A: That's because you must use the jump pad to reach the big pipe and walk on the pipe towards the top.

Q: [b]EVIL FISHES AGHHHH HOW CAN I KILL THEM?! HALP[/b]
A: [B]RUN FROM THEM.[/B] You can't kill them, just bunnyhop like hell blow up the barrels you see so you can keep bunnyhopping then at the end climb the ladder to the top and wait until the mechanical spider kills the fishes and the sewer manhole opens.

Q: [b]That was fun. I want to do it again![/b]
A: No.

[Size= 5][b] Level 4: Pentagon[/Size][/b]

Q: [b]What the heck? I can't enter this level![/b]
A: This level is only available in Nightmare and Trauma difficulties. That's why.

Q: [b]I can't get the tarot card! I am not fast enough![/b]
A: This cards combination worked great for me:
Silver Cards:
Mercy. 
Golden Cards:
Rage
Iron Will
Dexterity

I defeated the spider in about 2 minutes and half with them.

Q: [b]What are the rooms with cannons for?[/b]
A: You'll soon see. 

Q: [b]How do I defeat spiderman?[/b]
A: [b]First part of the fight:[/b] Keep firing at the monster until it turns into some electrical thingy.

[b]Second part:[/b] Ok it's a madman electrical spider. Good. Soon it will try doing an attack where it charges it's mouth to send you this electricity ball that rapes your energy. What you have to do is fire at it's mouth when it's charging this attack. The spider will be stunned for a few seconds.

[b]Third part of the fight:[/b] Now the spider's head should be facing somewhere go to the cannon near where it's head it's and touch the cannon to fire it. The spider will return to it's normal non electrical state. Repeat the first part of the fight, etc. until you defeat it.

[Size= 5][b]Level 5: Dead City[/b][/size]

Q: [B]This tarot card...how can I get it?[/B]
A: I used my favorite BooH card combination and I managed to complete this level in 18:45mins.
Here's my comb.:
Silver Cards:
Mercy. 
Golden Cards:
Rage
Iron Will
Dexterity

I used them when things started to get tricky. It's up to you when you use the cards in this level.

Oh yeah and a small tip to save even more time. After you kill the three fat guys in the garage section of the level(before the mall) and you see that giant group of zombies. Fire a stakegun grenade into the group of zombies. Enjoy! You saved about 2 minutes.

Q: [b]How do I defeat the spiders?[/b]
A: The first and second spiders you meet are normal. Just kill them with any weapon, fire at their head.
[B]HOWEVER...[/B]
The third spider must be killed in a special way. After you kill the two fat guys that throw cars at you look up and you'll see a truck on a bridge. Fire at the truck thus making it fall down. Now lure the spider into the fire(actually you just have to wait until it comes for you, it doesn't have to see you).

[Size=5][b]Level 6: Leningrad[/b][/Size]
Q: [b]The tarot card requeriment...impossible![/b] 
A: It's possible. I haven't gotten it yet. But my retard senses tell me that it is possible. But hey I am always wrong. WHO KNOWS?!

Q: [b]This is just plain hard![/b]
A: Yes, Leningrad is a hard level. Even in the low difficulty levels. But hey I managed to complete it without using tarots while playing for the first time on Insomnia. So if I can, you can. Just use cover, wait for the soldiers to go to where you are, and blast them. Use the rocket launcher for tanks.

Q: [b]Level end! What's that sound?![/b]
A: [B]BOMB[/B] Get away from the statue and the portal you idiot!

[Size=5][b]Level 7: Coliseum[/Size][/b]

Q: [b]How do I get the tarot card here?[/b]
A: I recommend you...
Silver:
Soul Catcher.
Dark Soul.

With those you'll probably get it on your first try. [B]READ NEXT QUESTION IF YOU STILL CAN'T GET THE CARD.[/B]

Q: [b]Even if I morph into a demon 5 times I can't get the card![/b]
A: [B]THIS IS A BUG.[/B] Kalme friendly modder did a fix for this. The search button is your friend. Or wait for him to post a link to the fix in this thread, I'm too lazy to give you a link.

Q: [b]I can't jump over the fire in the platforms section![/b]
A: Bunnyhop around the small platform and then jump to the other side. With some luck you'll make it.

Q: [b]How can I defeat this wierd huge guy at the end?[/b]
A: A: Turn off the fire in the center of the coliseum by shooting at it(the big crosses thingies). When all of them are set off the guy will be vulnerable.

[Size= 5][b]Level 8: Underworld[/b][/size]

Q: [b]Kill all enemies? Is it that easy?[/b]
A: Nope. If you read the next question you'll know why.

Q: [b]Killing all of the enemies in the mine cart section's too hard!![/b]
A: Triple Haste, dexterity and the shotgun work very well in this section.

[Size= 5][b]Level 9: Stone Pit[/b][/Size]

[B]Can't help you at this level. I used powermad and skipped it. It just plain sucks. Bad design, same old enemies, a lot like the last level. Pathetic, I'll try to complete it when I can just for you.[/b]

[Size= 5][b]Level 10: Shadowland[/b][/Size]

Q: [b]How do I get the card in here?[/b]
A: These cards might help you to beat King Amigable in a small time:
Silver Cards:
Mercy. 

Golden Cards:
Rage
Iron Will
Dexterity

Q: [b]Alastor! How do I defeat him?[/B]
A: See those pads that emit a weird aura? Well, go to were one of them is. And let Alastor damage you while on the pad(why do you think you get all of those megahealths?). A stone giant will come. You must make Alastor keep concentrating on you by firing at him with the shotgun or he will destroy the giant and you'll have to start the proccess again.
After the giant beats him up Alastor will be stunned. Now it's your turn choose your favorite weapon and beat the **** out of him. After a while he'll return to normal and you'll have to do the process again until he dies.

[Size= 5][b]Bonus Level[/size][/b]

[b]Haven't reached here yet. I'll make this part when I can[/b]

[Size= 5][b]Level 11: Credits[/b][/Size]

Q: [b]W00T?[/B]
A: Yes, w00t. You made it! Now enjoy the credits music, it's the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain. And go out and kill somebody.

[Size= 5][b]Prison.[/Size][/b]
Q: [B][INSANE]LOLOLOLOL[/INSANE][/B]
A: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE MY WORDS LITERALLY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WATCH OUT FLEABAY'S BEHIND YOU!

[Size= 3]Thanks to:[/size]
Jeez almost forgot about this.
Okie thanks to:
Bloody J. He helped me with some enemy names and shtuff.
DooguesGoobtastic. I took some questions out of his FAQ and developed them some more.